Thursday, 29 January 2009

the vampire pigeons of Rivoli

So so *brrrry* here, I don't like not being able to have the window open at night. And why are there so many sirens wailing on and on after dark in Paris? Are French criminals easier to catch?
Maybe the police are running some kind of nocturnal taxi racket...yeah...well, lets see what happens when I try to flag down a police car at 3am, chances are you won't be hearing from me again. Richard....il est morte...il reves avec le poissons...(if you're French, I am so so sorry...)
Before that happens, I'm going to write a children's book about bloodsucking pigeons who live on top of the Bastille monument and steal babies...the moral of the story? Don't trust birds.

2 comments:

  1. i'm french. and i'm laughing. :)

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  2. Good morning Richard. I just downloaded Brittle Bones and Pilot Lights from itunes. WOW. All the songs are great. I've had trouble finding the "Umbrella Songs" album or cd. I found the lyrics on a web site and would love to get a copy. Thanks for the music.
    Eric
    ebutikofer@gmail.com

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